Derek Sorensen

May 23, 2007

I Before E Except After C

Filed under: humour, language, spelling — Derek Sorensen @ 9:22 pm

This is the height of weirdness, of which we appear to have a surfeit in our society. My science teacher - who was quite feisty and always wore a beige suit - said that in all conscience he couldn’t even feign interest in this rule. He said it was one of eight heinous fallacies of seismic proportions. Having weighed the evidence, neither my neighbour nor I could disagree.

I think I need more caffeine.

May 22, 2007

At Last! Revealed! Even You Can Contact The Almighty!

Filed under: humour, religion — Derek Sorensen @ 12:32 am

Since time immemorial, mankind has sought answers to fundamental questions. Why am I here? What is my purpose of life? What is the point of anything? And the most important question of all: Is there a God, and will he answer my prayers?

At last, The Answer can be revealed: Yes there is! And … Yes He WILL!

Verified by Quantum Physicists at CERN, Geneva, Swizerland and Imperial College, London, England, The God Phone™ is the new way to get instant access Your Creator!
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May 19, 2007

Warning: Pi-nography

Filed under: humour, mathematics — Derek Sorensen @ 7:30 pm

As computers get more and more powerful, and programmers get better and better, one day someone, somewhere is going to work out a really fast way to compute as many digits of some of the strange and esoteric number like Pi. If you are ever tempted to do so, DON’T!
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