I Before E Except After C
This is the height of weirdness, of which we appear to have a surfeit in our society. My science teacher - who was quite feisty and always wore a beige suit - said that in all conscience he couldn’t even feign interest in this rule. He said it was one of eight heinous fallacies of seismic proportions. Having weighed the evidence, neither my neighbour nor I could disagree.
I think I need more caffeine.